Your friend Billy proves he really will do anything for a Klondike bar.  You prove your loyalty by keeping a safe distance from the biting, slithery thing.

You finally succeed in convincing your friend Nina that she really can’t “try this at home.”  Sadly, it was only after her re-enactment of the 2008 summer Olympics went horribly wrong.

Your friend Seth likes to use props when making his point in political arguments.  You resolve to stick to the weather and the price of gas in future conversations.

When your friend Lionel opted out of tattoeing his girlfriend’s initials on his arm, you felt proud of his growing maturity.  Now you just feel worried that the memory of this night will be more permanent than any tattoo.

Your friend Melody stares intently at her latest “catch.”  Although you’ve never gone fly fishing yourself, you’re pretty sure the fly is just bait.  You just hope she doesn’t mount it on the wall beside her moose head.

Your friend Neal has been doing a lot of digging in his back yard lately.  At first you thought he might be planting new rose bushes, but after seeing all of the “Missing Pet” signs in his neighborhood, you’re not so sure.  You won’t be introducing him to Ann anytime soon.

When most people get wet, they use a towel or maybe a bathrobe.  Your friend Stacy, on the other hand, prefers the “fluffed” feeling that only her dryer can give.

While you appreciate your friend Zoe’s offer to help get your house ready for tomorrow’s party, you don’t think a wave of her wand and a happy working song are going to do much good.  She really needs to stop watching “Enchanted.”

When your friend Ann said she had a case of “puppy love”, you were worried that she’d picked up another prison pen pal.  Fortunately, her new infatuation seems harmless enough.